1
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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

2
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

4
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

5
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- ♪ OHH...

6
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

7
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

8
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

9
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

11
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

12
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

13
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

14
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

15
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

16
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

17
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- SPONGEBOB

18
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SQUAREPANTS!

19
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[laughing]

20
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♪

21
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[waves crashing]

22
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- AH...PATRICK,
DON'T YOU LOVE STARING AT CLOUDS

23
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AND THINKING ABOUT
WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?

24
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- YEAH. IT REALLY CALMS
MY INNER DEMONS.

25
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- WHOA!
LOOK AT THAT CLOUD!

26
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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SANDY.

27
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- I'M NOT SEEING IT.

28
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OOH! BUT CHECK OUT THAT CLOUD!

29
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I-IT LOOKS LIKE, UM...

30
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U-UH...OH.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

31
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UH...D'OH, IT'S COMING!

32
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UH, LOOKS LIKE...
UH...

33
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A CLOUD!

34
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- MM. IT DOES!

35
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HEY, LOOK AT THAT ONE!

36
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[polka music]

37
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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
MR. KRABS, DOESN'T IT?

38
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- SURE DOES. UH...

39
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WHO'S MR. KRABS AGAIN?

40
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WELL, NOW, THAT CLOUD
LOOKS LIKE A FLYING HOUSEBOAT.

41
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[eerie moaning]

42
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- UM, PATRICK...

43
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I THINK THAT REALLY IS
A FLYING HOUSEBOAT!

44
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[eerie music]

45
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[engine sputtering]

46
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[steam hisses]

47
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WHAT IS IT, PATRICK?

48
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- IT'S PROBABLY
JUST ONE OF THOSE

49
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FAKE HAUNTED HOUSES,
YOU KNOW...FOR BABIES.

50
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- I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
IT'S VERY SCARY LOOKING.

51
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AND SPOOKY.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!

52
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I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT.
- PATRICK, WAIT FOR ME!

53
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[Patrick chortling]

54
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OOF!

55
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[grunting and straining]

56
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[panting]

57
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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A BOOST?

58
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- UM--

59
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[both grunting]

60
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- LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

61
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LITTLE HELP.

62
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- OOF...
UGH!

63
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- HURRY UP, LAZYBONES.

64
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- [grunting]

65
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- OHH...

66
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LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

67
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IT'S SO CHEESY.

68
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CHECK OUT THIS LAME DOORKNOB.

69
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- [shrieks]

70
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- [whimpers]

71
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- LET'S CHECK OUT INSIDE.

72
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- I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

73
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- OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

74
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- WOW.
SO LAME.

75
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NICE ATTENTION
TO DETAIL, THOUGH.

76
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HA! SO NOT SCARY.

77
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- HEY!

78
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THIS IS A NICE PICTURE.

79
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AAH!
AAH!

80
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[screaming]

81
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- DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
SPONGEBOB?

82
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- AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!

83
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YIII!
- HEY, SPONGEBOB,

84
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CHECK THIS OUT.
- OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

85
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- EVEN THE SPIDERS ARE FAKE.

86
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I WISH SOMETHING WOULD...

87
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POP OUT OF A CLOSET.

88
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LIKE A BIG, HAIRY HAND.

89
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THAT WOULD BE SCARY.

90
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- AAH!
- AH, BUT THIS PLACE

91
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IS TOO LOW-BUDGET FOR THAT.
- AAH!

92
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- WOULD BE COOL, THOUGH,
WOULDN'T IT?

93
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- YEAH. THAT'D BE...
[gulp]

94
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NEATO.
[organ music]

95
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PATRICK, WHERE IS THAT
MUSIC COMING FROM?

96
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- I THINK IT'S COMIN'
FROM THAT GUY.

97
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♪

98
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- WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON
ME HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT?

99
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- WE DO!

100
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- AYE. AND WHAT MANNER
OF BEASTIE MIGHT YOU TWO BE?

101
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- LOOK AT THE ATTENTION
TO DETAIL IN HIS MOUTH!

102
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IT'S ALL...
ROTTEN AND SLIMY!

103
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- HAAAAH!

104
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- HIS BAD BREATH...
[choking] IS INCREDIBLE.

105
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BOY, HIS HAIR'S
VERY AUTHENTIC TOO.

106
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IT'S DIRTY...
[sniffs]

107
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WHOO! IT REEKS.

108
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AND CHECK OUT THE WORKMANSHIP
ON THE JAW MECHANISM!

109
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REMARKABLE BUILD QUALITY.

110
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- [grunts]
- OBVIOUSLY A PUPPET.

111
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OR A ROBOT.
OH!

112
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WE MUST BE AT ONE OF THOSE
FANCY PIZZA PARLORS

113
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WITH THOSE SINGIN'
ANIMATED ROBOTS!

114
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- ROBOTS?
PUPPETS?

115
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PIZZA PARLORS?

116
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AAAARRRR!

117
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- SING US A SONG, ROBOT.

118
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- WHAT? SING FOR YE?

119
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- OH, OOPS. HA HA.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

120
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I ALMOST FORGOT.

121
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[ting]

122
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YOU'RE COIN-OPERATED,
AREN'T YOU?

123
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[clink]

124
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- AARR--AARR--
[coughs] YAAH...

125
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YAAH!
HMM.

126
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SO YOU WANT ME TO SING YA
A SHANTY, HEY?

127
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- UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
- DON'T PUT YOURSELF OUT FOR US.

128
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- AND YOU DO NOT THINK
I'M A REAL GHOST, DO YE?

129
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- NOPE.
- I DO, MR. DEAD PIRATE, SIR!

130
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- OH, HA HA, I'LL SING YE
A SONG, ALL RIGHT...

131
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A SONG SO TERRIFYING,

132
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YOU'LL HAVE TO BELIEVE
I'M A GHOST!

133
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

134
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- THIS SHOW'S GONNA BE
SO AWESOME.

135
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- YEAH, AWESOME.

136
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- HIT IT, FINGERS!

137
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♪♪

138
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- ♪ YO
- ♪ HO

139
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- ♪ HO

140
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- ♪ YO HO-OH

141
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- THEY'RE GOOD!

142
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- ♪ OH, WE'RE THE GHOULS
OF THE BRINY DEEP ♪

143
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♪ UNDER THE WAVES
WE LIKE TO CREEP ♪

144
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- ♪ SLEEPING IN COFFINS
WITH SPIDER WEBS ♪

145
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♪ AS GHOSTLY PILLOWS
BENEATH OUR HEADS ♪

146
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- ♪ OH, WE'RE THE GHOULS
OF THE BRINY DEEP ♪

147
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- ♪ UNDER THE WAVES
WE LIKE TO CREEP ♪

148
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♪ WE WEAR BLACK SHROUDS
THAT LOOK QUITE NEAT ♪

149
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♪ BUT WE DON'T OWN SHOES

150
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♪ 'CAUSE WE HAVE NO FEET

151
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♪ HA HA HA

152
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♪

153
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- ♪ WE LIKE TO HAUNT
AND FRIGHTEN AND SCARE ♪

154
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♪ TILL YOU JUMP RIGHT OUT
OF YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪

155
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♪ WE LIKE TO EAT
EYES AND BRAINS ♪

156
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♪ AND DRINK OUR GROG
FROM RUSTY DRAINS ♪

157
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♪ WE DON'T KEEP ANIMALS
LIKE CUTESY SNAILS ♪

158
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- GARY!

159
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- ♪ OUR FAVORITE PET'S
THE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS ♪

160
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- MEOW.

161
00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:08,827
- AAH!
- DO YOU BELIEVE

162
00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:11,862
WE'RE REAL GHOSTS NOW?

163
00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,241
- WHERE'S MY PIZZA?

164
00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:16,482
WHAT KINDA PIZZA JOINT
ARE YOU RUNNING ANYHOW?

165
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- PIZZA?
I'LL GIVE YA PIZZA.

166
00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:24,655
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

167
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- MEEP. MEEP.
- MEEP, MEEP.

168
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- MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.
- MEEP-MEEP-MEEP!

169
00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,586
- ANCHOVIES?
- ANCHOVIES?

170
00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:35,379
- YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!
- YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!

171
00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:37,241
- YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!
- YOU ARE REAL GHOSTS!

172
00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:40,172
- AH...HA HA HA!

173
00:07:40,275 --> 00:07:43,241
SO YE FINALLY BELIEVE, EH?

174
00:07:43,344 --> 00:07:45,724
YOU SCURVY SWABS.

175
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- WE DO, WE DO!
- PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME

176
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WITH YOUR DEATH RAY EYES,
MR. GHOST ROBOT!

177
00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,724
TAKE MY BEST FRIEND INSTEAD!

178
00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:55,482
HE'S LIVED A FULL LIFE!

179
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[sobbing]

180
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- YEAH, GREAT FRIEND
YOU HAVE HERE.

181
00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:01,137
- WHY HAVE YOU COME
TO BIKINI BOTTOM,

182
00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:03,310
OH MIGHTY DEAD PIRATE-TYPE
PERSON, SIR?

183
00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:04,862
- IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

184
00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:06,862
USUALLY WHEN I COME TO TOWN,
IT'S TO...

185
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TERRIFY THE POPULACE!

186
00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:11,586
AND ENSLAVE THEIR SOULS
IN ETERNAL TORMENT!

187
00:08:11,689 --> 00:08:14,965
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

188
00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:17,620
AH, BUT THIS TIME,
WE JUST BLEW A HEAD GASKET.

189
00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:20,758
- OH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GHOSTS
HAD GASKETS IN YOUR HEADS.

190
00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:22,793
- NOT US, YOU IMBECILE!

191
00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:25,793
OUR ENGINE ROOM BROKE DOWN.

192
00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,896
[coughing]

193
00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,068
HEY, CHARLIE, YOU GOT
THAT BUSTED HEAD GASKET OUT YET?

194
00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,275
- HERE YOU GO, BOSS.

195
00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,862
LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A NEW ONE.

196
00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,482
- SAY...

197
00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:43,517
MAYBE YOU TWO MORONS--
EH--[ahem]--

198
00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:47,862
ER, FINE GENTLEMEN
COULD PICK UP A NEW ONE FOR US.

199
00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,413
- [gulp]
U-US?

200
00:08:49,517 --> 00:08:50,965
- YES, YOU!

201
00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:54,275
AND JUST AS A LITTLE INCENTIVE
TO MAKE YOU RETURN...

202
00:08:57,344 --> 00:09:01,689
I'LL TAKE YOUR SOULS
AS DEPOSIT!

203
00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:22,413
HERE'S A SHINY DOUBLOON
TO BUY A NEW GASKET.

204
00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:26,275
SUCCEED, AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET
ANOTHER DOUBLOON.

205
00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,344
IF YOU AREN'T BACK
IN 24 HOURS,

206
00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:29,586
YOUR SOULS ARE MINE,

207
00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:32,827
AND YOU'LL BE PART OF ME
GHASTLY CREW!

208
00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:34,896
UH...

209
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,482
HERE. LET'S SEE HERE.

210
00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,448
THREE WEEKS FROM THURSDAY...

211
00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:41,758
FOREVERRRRR!

212
00:09:41,862 --> 00:09:43,206
- UM...CAN WE RUN
SCREAMING IN HORROR

213
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:45,206
FROM YOUR SHIP NOW,
MR. GHOST PIRATE, SIR?

214
00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,344
- OH, WHY, CERTAINLY.

215
00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:48,965
- PATRICK, AFTER YOU.

216
00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,275
- AAH!
- AAH!

217
00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:53,931
- SUCH A POLITE LAD.

218
00:09:54,034 --> 00:10:00,310
- AAH!
- AAH!

219
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,413
- ONE SCOOP, PLEASE.

220
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:06,862
- MMM!
- MMM...MMM...MMM.

221
00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:10,862
- AAH!
- AAH!

222
00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:18,551
- GHOST! GHOST!
HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT!

223
00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,551
- [mumbling]
HOUTHBOAT PHULL OF GHOTHS!

224
00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:23,275
[both whimpering,
wailing]

225
00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:26,068
- WHHHAAAA!
- [gibbering]

226
00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:28,896
- EEW! EEW!
EEW! EEW!

227
00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,793
- HEY! THOSE GUYS ARE INSANE.

228
00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:35,689
- GET OUTTA HERE!
- SCRAM!

229
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,965
- WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION
OUT HERE?

230
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:41,793
- AAH!
[sobs] COME BA-AA-ACK!

231
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:45,448
SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN THE BULGING
BLUE BARNACLES ARE YOU UP TO?

232
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:47,241
- MR. KRABS, IT WAS AWFUL!

233
00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:50,034
WE JUST HAD A SPOOKY
ENCOUNTER OF THE GHOSTLY KIND!

234
00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,724
- YOU HAD A WHAT?

235
00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:53,586
- WE WERE JUST MINDING
OUR OWN BUSINESS,

236
00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,724
AND THEN A HAUNTED HOUSEBOAT
FELL OUT OF THE SKY.

237
00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,448
- AND IT WATH FULL OF
GHOTHS--

238
00:10:57,551 --> 00:11:00,793
THE REALLY REAL KIND,
NOT FAKE KIND.

239
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,206
- THE CAPTAIN OF THE GHOSTS
GAVE US THIS DOUBLOON

240
00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,413
AND TOLD US TO BUY HIM
A NEW HEAD GASKET.

241
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,448
AND THEN HE TOOK OUR SOULS
AND HE PUT THEM IN BOTTLES,

242
00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:10,793
AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA
TURN US INTO GHOSTS

243
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,137
IF WE DON'T GET
THAT HEAD GASKET!

244
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,793
YOU GOTTA HELP US,
MR. KRABS!

245
00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:16,206
I FEEL SO EMPTY
WITHOUT MY SOUL!

246
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,896
- DID YOU SAY...

247
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,689
DOUBLOON?

248
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,206
LET ME SEE THAT.

249
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:24,103
HMM. LOOKS SOMEWHAT
AUTHENTIC.

250
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,379
SMELLS REAL ENOUGH.

251
00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:41,586
- HEY!

252
00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:45,241
- OKAY. LET'S GO SEE
THOSE GHOSTS, FELLERS.

253
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,931
WE'LL CATCH 'EM
AND TAKE THEIR GOLD!

254
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,344
- BUT, MR. KRABS,

255
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:51,724
WE DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT GHOST HUNTING.

256
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,689
[static feedback]
[both whimpering]

257
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,517
- I'LL CATCH YOUR GHOSTS
FOR YA.

258
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,103
IT'LL BE EASY
WITH MY NEWFANGLED PARANORMAL

259
00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,482
CRITTER DETECTOR CATCHER
GIZMO.

260
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,758
- AND...YOU JUST HAPPENED
TO BRING THAT WITH YOU

261
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,275
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

262
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,862
- SURE. I WAS LOOKING FOR
MILKSHAKE GREMLINS.

263
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,275
[feedback squeal]

264
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,827
NOPE. NONE IN THERE.

265
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,689
- GREAT!
THEN IT'S SETTLED.

266
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:14,068
LET'S GO CATCH US
SOME GHOST GOLD!

267
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,482
- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I HAVE ANY INTEREST

268
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:19,482
IN YOUR DELUSIONAL
ADVENTURISM?

269
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,275
- COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

270
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,137
THINK ABOUT
WHAT ALL THOSE DOUBLOONS

271
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,517
COULD DO FOR
THE KRUSTY KRAB, EY? HUH?

272
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,724
WHY, I COULD BUY YOU
THAT BREAK ROOM

273
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,000
YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT.

274
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,896
[beep]

275
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,931
- OKAY. I'M IN.

276
00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:38,068
- SUPER!
MORE HANDS MEANS MORE GOLD.

277
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,551
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,
SPONGEBOB?

278
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,758
ARE YOU READY?

279
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,000
- I'LL GO.
BUT JUST TO GET MY SOUL BACK.

280
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,379
- WHO NEEDS A SOUL
WHEN YOU'RE FILTHY RICH?

281
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:53,413
[ominous organ chords]
- SO...HERE IT IS.

282
00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:54,862
PRETTY CREEPY, HUH?

283
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:57,862
- THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT
HASN'T BEEN LIVED IN FOR YEARS.

284
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:01,137
- FOUR YEARS?
GOTTA BE LONGER THAN THAT.

285
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:03,137
- I DON'T SEE
ANY SIGNS OF GHOSTS.

286
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,758
NOTHING HERE BUT A BUNCH
OF TACKY OLD FURNITURE

287
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,172
AND BORING
REPRESENTATIONAL ART.

288
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,965
- [growls]

289
00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:11,000
- HUH?

290
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:13,379
- LOOK, MR. KRABS.
THE DOUBLOONS!

291
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,034
- [squeals]

292
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,586
HA HA HA!

293
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:19,793
[making slobbering noises]

294
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,965
- MR. KRABS, I WOULDN'T
TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU.

295
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,586
THAT GOLD PROBABLY HAS
GHOST GERMS ALL OVER IT.

296
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,758
- OH, DON'T BE SILLY,
SPONGEBOB.

297
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:29,379
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS GERMS.

298
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:35,620
HEADS UP, SQUIDWARD.
HUP!

299
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:37,931
HEY, PATRICK.
THINK FAST!

300
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,620
- THINK?
OOF!

301
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,482
- ALL RIGHT THEN!

302
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:42,965
LET'S GET
WHILE THE GETTIN'S GOOD.

303
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,793
OOH!

304
00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:47,103
LOOKS LIKE I MISSED ONE.

305
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,172
[mutters]

306
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,862
SEEMS TO BE STUCK
OR SOMETHING.

307
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:51,758
ARRRGGH!

308
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:53,206
AAH!

309
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,931
- WHO DARES
TOUCH ME GOLD?

310
00:13:57,034 --> 00:14:00,103
- OH, IT'S JUST US,
MR. GHOST CAPTAIN, SIR.

311
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,551
WE BROUGHT THE REPLACEMENT
GASKET YOU ASKED FOR.

312
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,965
SO...IF IT'S NOT
TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

313
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:07,931
DO YOU THINK WE COULD
HAVE OUR SOULS BACK NOW

314
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,034
MAYBE?
- A DEAL'S A DEAL,

315
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,896
AND I'M A MAN OF ME WORD.

316
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,275
HERE YOU GO, SQUARE ONE.

317
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:19,034
- AH. THAT HITS THE SPOT.

318
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,000
- THINK FAST, PINK ONE.

319
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:22,000
- AGAIN?

320
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,000
OOF!

321
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,827
MY SOUL!

322
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,137
- HAR HAR HAR!

323
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:32,551
THOSE WEREN'T YOUR SOULS.

324
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,655
THOSE WERE JUST A COUPLE
OF OLD ORANGE SODAS

325
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:38,310
THAT HAD BEEN SITTIN' OUT
IN THE SUN TOO LONG.

326
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:41,862
- I THOUGHT MINE SEEMED
A LITTLE FLAT.

327
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,586
- BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR REAL SOULS?

328
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,655
- EH. I NEVER HAD 'EM.

329
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:49,172
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T
HOLD ON TO A WILD SOUL.

330
00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:51,068
WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED,

331
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,586
THERE'S STILL
THE LITTLE MATTER OF--

332
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,931
ME GOLD!

333
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,103
STOP RIGHT THERE!

334
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:02,241
NO ONE TOUCHES ME BOOTY
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

335
00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:05,620
- PFFT!
YOU GHOSTS DON'T SCARE ME.

336
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,206
YOU'RE NOTHIN'
BUT THIN AIR.

337
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:11,000
GRAB YOUR SACKS
AND FOLLOW ME, BOYS!

338
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:13,103
AAH!

339
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,137
- HAR HAR HAR!

340
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,517
WELCOME...TO THE VOID!

341
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,896
WHOO HOO HOO HOO HAH HAH!

342
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,793
- [gibbering]

343
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,034
- YAA! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

344
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,551
- AAH!

345
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,551
- HAR HAR HAR HAR!

346
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:29,344
- OOH!

347
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:32,482
OH!

348
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,689
- HMM.
SO THIS IS LIMBO.

349
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:40,206
WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE
A SACK FULL OF DOUBLOONS

350
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,103
TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH.

351
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:44,758
UH-OH.

352
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,517
GOTTA USE THE CAN.

353
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,379
OOH! THERE'S A BIT O' LUCK.

354
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,655
A PORTABLE POTTY.

355
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,413
WHAT'S THIS HERE?

356
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,379
"INSERT DOUBLOON"?

357
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,689
- NOOOOOOOOOOO!

358
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,827
- WOW. THIS VOID
SURE IS RELAXING.

359
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:09,413
HEY! I'VE GOT
A DOUGHNUT ON MY HEAD.

360
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,482
COME HERE, YOU.

361
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:14,068
HEY!

362
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,689
COME BACK HERE!

363
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,724
AAH!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

364
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,379
- HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!

365
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:24,275
WELCOME
TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

366
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,103
- OH!
NO!

367
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,758
- HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH HAH!

368
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,275
HMM?

369
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:33,586
HEY, STUPID.
DON'T YA WANNA EAT ME?

370
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:37,758
- WELL, NOT REALLY.
I DON'T LIKE PLAIN DOUGHNUTS.

371
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:40,482
- WELL...
WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE?

372
00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:42,827
- UH...I LIKE SPRINKLES!

373
00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:45,241
- AH. VOILA!

374
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,482
- NO. CHOCOLATE.

375
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,862
NO--A BAGEL!

376
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,034
NO, NO, NO!
PANCAKES!

377
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,172
NO--
- HEY! PICK ONE

378
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,931
SO WE CAN GET ON
WITH YOUR ETERNAL TORMENT!

379
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,655
- OKAY, OKAY.

380
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,137
MAN, YOU'RE PUSHY.

381
00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,000
HOW ABOUT...

382
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,758
A KRABBY PATTY?

383
00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:02,793
WITH PICKLES!

384
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,965
AND CATSUP!

385
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,689
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!

386
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,241
I WANT...

387
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:09,034
A PLAIN DOUGHNUT!

388
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:12,758
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

389
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,103
- OH, GREAT.

390
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:20,310
I WONDER WHAT MY VISION
OF ETERNAL SUFFERING WILL BE.

391
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,517
OF COURSE.
- [slo-mo voice] HI, NEIGHBOR.

392
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,620
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

393
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:29,206
- I GUESS THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I START SCREAMING.

394
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,931
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

395
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,137
- HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH!

396
00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:41,551
- [chortling]
- HEY, CORPSE BREATH.

397
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:42,931
YOU BETTER LET MY FRIENDS
OUTTA THERE

398
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,413
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOOD FOR YOU!

399
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,068
- HA HA HA HA HA!

400
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,758
AND IF I DON'T...
WHAT'LL YE DO ABOUT IT,

401
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,827
ME BUBBLE-HEADED LASSIE?

402
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,103
- OH, YOU'LL BE LAUGHING OUT
THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR TOMBSTONE

403
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,448
ONCE YOU'VE HAD A TASTE
OF MY GHOST CATCHER!

404
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:59,413
- OOH! THE BIG CHIPMUNK'S
GONNA GET US!

405
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,517
[laughing]

406
00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,413
- THANKS, LASSIE.

407
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,862
NOW, LET'S JUST GET
THIS HERE BAG OF DOUBLOONS

408
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,448
BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- NOT SO FAST!

409
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:29,620
THAT THERE BOOTY BE MINE.

410
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:32,103
- HEY, YOU THIEVIN'
BILGE RAT!

411
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,206
I STOLE THIS GOLD
FAIR AND SQUARE!

412
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,275
- UH!
- OH!

413
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,206
- OOH!
- OH...

414
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,517
- OOH!
- UH...

415
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,103
- I GOT IT.
OW.

416
00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:49,586
- ME GOLD!

417
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,689
- YOU MEAN MYGOLD.

418
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,655
- HEY, THAT'S FUNNY.

419
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,172
HMM. THIS CHEST SAYS IT BELONGS
TO THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

420
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,448
- THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?

421
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,310
YOU AIN'T AFRAID
HE'S GONNA WANT IT BACK?

422
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:02,724
- NAH, NAH.

423
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,724
WE USED TO BE PART
OF THE DUTCHMAN'S CREW.

424
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:07,344
WE STOLE HIS GOLD
HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.

425
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,068
BUT THE DUTCHMAN
HASN'T FOUND US YET.

426
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:10,655
AND HE NEVER WILL.

427
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,517
- AVAST!

428
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,344
- HUH?
- HUH?

429
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,862
- HEAVE TO...
AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED

430
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,000
BY THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

431
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:21,241
- THE DUTCHMAN!
HOW DID HE TRACK US DOWN?

432
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:26,034
UNLESS...THAR BE
A SNITCH ABOARD.

433
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,413
[dial tone]

434
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,517
- IT IS MY CIVIC DUTY
TO REPORT STOLEN PROPERTY.

435
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,965
- WHY, YOU SCURVY
LITTLE SCUM SCRUBBER.

436
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,448
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

437
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:35,793
- WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

438
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:41,068
- AVAST THERE, YOU SCURVY
THIEVIN' BARNACLE BATS!

439
00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:46,413
- DUTCHMAN! BOY, AM I GLAD
WE FINALLY FOUND YOU!

440
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:50,103
- SO! IT BE ME OLD FIRST MATE
WHO STOLE ME GOLD

441
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:52,000
AND ME CREW!

442
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,758
- STOLE YOUR GOLD?
WE JUST WENT OUT TO GET PIZZA.

443
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,551
- THAT WAS 300 YEARS AGO.

444
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,517
- UH...WE GOT LOST?

445
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,793
OH, BUT WE BEEN LOOKIN'
FOR YA EVER SINCE...

446
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:05,275
TO GIVE YA BACK
YOUR TREASURE.

447
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,586
- [gasps]
ME BOOTY!

448
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:11,724
WELL, MAYBE I MISJUDGED
YOU FELLAS.

449
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:14,137
I'M SORRY
I WAS SO CROSS WITH YA.

450
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:16,344
AAH!

451
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,379
OOF!

452
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,827
WHY, YOU TREACHEROUS
SEA DEVILS!

453
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:22,310
WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU,
YOU--

454
00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:28,827
OKAY.
NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT PEEVED.

455
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,310
- HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH!

456
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:36,172
WELL, THE DUTCHMAN
WAS ALWAYS A SAP.

457
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:37,413
- FROG WHISKERS!

458
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,068
THE DUTCHMAN'S ON OUR TAIL!

459
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,793
- HA HA HA!
NOW THAT THE ENGINE'S FIXED,

460
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:45,586
THE DUTCHMAN
WILL NEVER CATCH UP WITH US.

461
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,206
[rumbling]

462
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,310
[engine sputtering]

463
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,551
- BOILER ROOM,
WE'RE LOSING POWER.

464
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:54,586
REPORT!

465
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:57,586
- THE ENGINE'S ON FIRE, SIR.

466
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:00,931
- THE DUTCHMAN'S
GAINING ON US!

467
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:04,275
- WE'RE GOING DOWN!

468
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:06,551
BRACE FOR IMPACT!

469
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:08,896
- AAH!
- AAH!

470
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,758
- AAH!

471
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,034
- DON'T GO ANYWHERE, KIDDIES,

472
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:18,896
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO BE CURSED...

473
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,034
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN CURSED BEFORE!

474
00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:23,793
- UH-OH. I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.

475
00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,724
- OBSERVE!

476
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,068
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH...

477
00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,344
HA HA HA HA!

478
00:21:41,586 --> 00:21:46,758
YEEEAAAH HA HA HA HA!

479
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:52,206
[folksy music]

480
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,689
♪

481
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,448
- AH, WELCOME TO
THE KURSED KRAB.

482
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,551
HOW CAN WE SERVE YOU
THIS ETERNITY?

483
00:21:57,655 --> 00:22:00,241
- I JUST NEED TO USE
THE BATHROOM.

484
00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:02,103
- IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

485
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:03,448
[bones rattling]

486
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:06,620
- WELL, HERE'S YOUR
MILKSHAKE, SANDY.

487
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:10,000
- GOTCHA,
YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!

488
00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,827
- AND WHAT WOULD YOULIKE,
SIR?

489
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,655
- I WANT A PLAIN DOUGHNUT.

490
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:20,241
- [mumbling]

491
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,103
- HOW'S THE HAUL,
MR. SQUIDWARD?

492
00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:24,586
- EVERYONE'S PAYING
WITH BONES.

493
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,413
- WELL, MONEY'S MONEY.

494
00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,482
- NO. I MEAN...
ACTUAL BONES.

495
00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:30,275
[ca-ching]

496
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:32,965
- HMM. THOSE MUST BE WORTH
SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

497
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,517
[bell dings]
- ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD.

498
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,241
EVERYBODY
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!

499
00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:38,896
IT'S TIME TO
FLIP THE PATTIES!

500
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,413
HIT IT!

501
00:22:40,517 --> 00:22:43,275
- [laughing]

502
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,275
[patrons screaming]

503
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,206
- [laughing]

504
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:51,655
YAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!


